WELCOME TO THE BLUES TRASH CHURCH.. HERE'S SOME RULES AND THEN WE START UP WITH THE NEW BIBLE..IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING THAT SHOULD BE IN THE BIBLE PLEASE WRITE TO: INFO AT VOODOORHYTHM.COM AND IF IT'S GOOD OR SICK WILD OR TOTALY OUT OF CONTROL, WE'LL WRITE IT IN THE BIBLE
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RULE 1. IS THAT THERE ARE NO RULES RULE 2. IF YOU PLAY A LIVE SHOW, GIVE EVEYTHING MAY IT'S YOUR LAST ONE, SING AND PLAY THE HEART AND SOUL OUT OF YOUR LUNGS AND FINGERS TILL YOU KOLLAPS RULE 3. DRINK BEER DON'T SNIFF SISSY WANNA BE SUPERSTAR SNOW RULE 4. WHILE BEEING ON THE ROAD, SLEEP AND KEEP IN MIND the tour is the place to eat for free and try all those different things from all the different countries, schnitzels from augsburg, schweins medallions AND ten thousand different knoedels from austria, rehpfeffer from the deep south of germany, churrascaria BRASIL, excellent teas from london, aswell as good beers from a thousand places (SAY NO !! TO BECKS, BUD HEINEKEN ETC.), the stomach is as primitive as it gets, its even conected to the penis! RULE 5. IN THE RECORDING STUDIO ONLY USE A COUPLE OF DAYS FOR A ALBUM,OR DO IT YOURSELF INVITE SOME FRIENDS WITH OBSKURE INSTRUMENTS AND RECORD THEM THAT DOES NOT COST TO MUCH... WITH THE REST OF THE MONEY GO TO THE NEXT SHOPING CENTER AND BUY SOMETHING ROCKIN AND GOOD FOR YOUR FAMILY RULE 6. ALLWAYS HAVE A GUITAR AROUND , LOOK INTO YOUR OWN LIVE AND THE LIVE FROM YOUR FRIENDS THEN WRITE OR RECOER SONGS RULE 7. IF YOU AIN'T HAVE IDEAS ANYMORE DO NOT COPY FROM OTHERS GIVE YOUR SELF TIME ,WRITE WRITE, WRITE AND WRITE MORE AND WORK ON IT RULE 8. SAY ANYTHING YOU WANNA SAY ,ALSO WHEN PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO HEAR IT IF YOU THINK LATER 'AW WHAT CRAP I WAS SINGING' SAY I DON'T CARE THIS WAS THE PAST NOW WE LIVE IN THE PRESENT AND LISTEN WHAT I HAVE TO SAY NOW... YOU ARE NOT A POLITICIAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO LICK ASSES RULE 9. DON'T BELIEVE THE HIPE, SOMETIMES THY SAY 'THIS IS THE THING !! SOMETIMES THEY SAY 'THIS IS MUSIC FROM THE PAS AND BORING' ALL TO THE SAME MUSIC.. DON'T LET YOURSELF IRRITATE YUST GO YOUR WAY RULE 10. DON'T USE THOSE RULES IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM
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CAPT 1.REVEREND BEAT-MAN SAYS:
1. BLUES TRASH IS A VERY SIMPLE DOWN TO EARTH THING,IT ONLY NEEDS A VIEW WORDS AND A SOLID BEAT AND SOMETIMES A EASY TO REMEMBER REFRAIN, YOU NEED A STRAIGHT UP FRONT VOICE AND SEXAPEAL
2. KEEP IN MIND... LIVE SEX AND MUSIC IN GENERAL IS A VERY PRIMITIVE ACT, SO KEEP IT SIMPLE WILD AND CREATIVE
3.let's get rid of the computers and the internet, go back to the Record Shops, pick up some girls and beer, drink the beer and have a primitive wild PARTY... then go back to the record store buy all voodoo rhythm records get bank robbed go home GO TO SLEEP AND ANOTHER DAY STARTS EVEN BETTER THAN THE DAY BEVORE
4. IF YOU CAN TURN WATHER INTO WINE OR WALK ON WATHER OR BRING DEAD PEOPLE BACK TO LIVE... DO IT.. DON'T JUST TAKL ABOUT IT, FIRST BRING BACK HOWLING WOLF
5. WHEN CHILDREN SAY: PAPA I WANNA PLAY.. DROP ALL THE WORK YOU DID BEVORE AND GO PAY WITH THEM BRING ALONG INSTRUMENTS AND WRITE SONGS WITH THEM, COUSE THEY ARE OUR FUTURE
6. WHEN IWAS 13 I SAW SATAN.. HE SED : BEAT-MAN YOU WANNA BE A ROCK'N'ROLL STAR THEN GIVE ME YOUR SOUL AND I MAKE OUT OF YOU THE BIGEST ROCK'N'ROLL STAR THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWS I GIVE YOU 7 DAYS TO THINK ABOUT IT. AFTER 7 DAYS HE CAME BACK AND WANTED TO TAKE MY SOUL ,I SED GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIVE YOU FOOL,I DON'T NEED ANYBODY TO TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO,I DO IT MY SELF . SATAN NEVER CAME BACK TO ME AGAIN
7. THE BEAT-MAN WAY: WHEN I WAS BORN MY MOTHER DIED AND MY FATHER WENT AWAY,I GROW UP WITH VERY VERY BAD STEP MOTHER AND STEP FATHER, THEY SEND ME TO KINDERGARDEN I HATED IT IN KINDERGARDEN THE KINDERGARDEN TEACHER TOLD ME: BEAT-MAN PLAY WITH THE KIDS DO'T JUST STAND AROUND AND BE MAD, BE SOCIAL AND PLAY... I SED ;KINDERGARDEN TEACHER:
I DON''T GIVE A FUCK, JUST WANNA GO THE BEAT-MAN WAY THE BEAT-MAN WAY
THEN I HAD TO GO TO SCHOOL, I WAS VERY BAD IN SCHOOL I HAD TO LEARN HOW TO CALCULATE WHAT IS 1+1 OR ONE MILLION MINUS 4440044'4444 ? I DIDN'T KNOW, THEY SED BEAT-MAN YOU HAVE TO LEARN SEVERAL LANGUAGES, SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCH, DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH PARLARE ITALIANO ? I DIDN'T KNOW BUT I MADE IT TO THE 9TH DEGRADE ,THEN MY REAL FATHER CAME TO SCHOOL AND SED BEAT-MAN NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEARN A JOP, BE A ELECTRICIAN OR A COOK OR A GRAFIC ARTIST, DO SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR LIVE AND GROW UP, I SED: PAPA I JUST BOUGHT MY SELF A ELECTRIC GUITAR AND I PLAY IN A ROCK'N'ROLL BAND, MY FATHER SAID: WRONG !!! IT'S NOT BECOUSE ROCK'N'ROLLIS WRONG MUSIC IT'S BECOUSE YOU CAN NOT MAKE ANY MONEY OUT OF ROCK'N'ROLL MAKE POPULARE TOP 100 MUSIC...I SED PAPA:
I DON''T GIVE A FUCK, JUST WANNA GO THE BEAT-MAN WAY THE BEAT-MAN WAY
NOW I'M 40 JEARS OLD I SAW NO BEGINN AND ENDING AT ALL AND I START TO SMOKE CIGARETTES THEN I WAS SMOKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES AFTER MARIJUANA CIGARETTES I WAS SNIFFING COKE UP MY NOSE AFTER COKE I SHOT HEROINE UP MY VEINES TO LIVE IT UP AFTER HEROINE I TOOK LSD AND I SAW THE PINK ELEFANTS FLYING AROUND MY HEAD AND I SED TO MY SELF YOU HAVE TO COMIT SUISIDE RIGHT NOW AND I JUMPED INTO THE RIVER, FIRST I SAW THE LITTLE FISH ,THEN I SAW THE BIGER ONES TOO AT THE GROUND I FELT THE STONES I FELT HOW SHARP THEY ARE AND I FELT HOW MY SOULD FLOW AWAY FROM MY BODDY THEN I SAW A LIGHT AND I HEARD A WONDERFUL SONG ONLY SUNG FOR ME,I START TO WALK INTO THE LIGHT AND I START TO RUN AND AT THE END I SAW SOMETHING I NEVER SAW BEVORE IN MY LIVE IT WAS A MIX OF BETTY PAGE, ROBERT JOHNSON ,ELVIS PRESLEY AND BLACK DAHLIA HE/SHE SED TO ME: BEAT-MAN WELCOME TO HEAVEN COME IN ... I SED: NO I CAN NOT COME IN BECOUSE I KILLED SEVERAL PEOPLE ON EARTH AND PUT MY CAT IN THE STOVE I CAN NOT GO TO HEAVEN... HE/SHE SED TO ME: EVERY BODY CAN COME TO HEAVEN EVEN YOU MY SON COME IN: I SED:
I DON'T WANNA GO TO HEAVEN AND I DON'T WANNA GO TO HELL AS WELL... JUST WANNA GO THE BEAT-MAN WAY... THE BEAT-MAN WAY
8. GOOD THAT MOST OF OUR GRANDPARENTS WHERE IMIGRANTS FROM STRANGE COUNTRYS AND HAD SEX WITH PEOPLE FROM HERE AND MADE A MORE COLOURFUL PLACE OUT OF THIS GODAMN GOUNTRY |
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CAPT 1.REVEREND ELVIS SAYS:
1. One day the Dead will rise up yer graves and the world is coverd with bones -and You will see there is only one Color - The Dead ain´t no Racist !
2. Im not good , not evil - both makes no sence to me
3. Don’t be a square - see the holy fools in the dirt - only they separate thehuman race from the animal kingdom !
4. You work from 9 to 5 , if don’t matter if there sun or rain - You work from 9to 5 , watch TV an eaten your own brain
5. Belive in yourself - buy a guitar , form a band - and you never need any leader anymore !
6. Life is my profession - want to becomme a master in life
7. Hear and belive what the holy GUITAR WOLF say’s : „ Rock ‘n‘ Roll knows NONation , Race or Gender !
8. An old Holy Roller Traditional : „ Hey you Sinners hear my call - Satanswaitin for you all - better git your Soul washed withe - better see the Light!
9. Ich wandere und wunder mich , wie der Herr Gott war bereit , zu sterben für soeinfache Leut - wie Du und ich - ich wandere und wunder mich ! “( henry Miller )
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