"THE MOST BORING BAND IN THE WORLD.. THIS IS THE PURE TERROR.."

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH (USA)


die ZORROS

Imagine Mrs Miller and King Uszniewitch having a band together and making dance music in the 60's 70's sleazy cheesy dance club style !!! this is it !!! Puke party with Long Drinks and very very cheap girs… Beat-Man (the Monsters, Reverend Beat-Man) on Drums, Olifr M.Guz (GUZ, die Aeronauten, Averells) on the Farfisa organ, and Patrik Abt (Betty Guzzy Orchestra) on the Guitar and Bass... this bands destroys such Smash hits like Carlos Santana’s Europe…doing a Spaghetti Western Version of Europes 'final countdown... and and and.. they are having 140% no respect to this great songs.. covering as simple and stupid as possible, Uraiah Heep, Led Zeppelin Los Bravos... a sure hit for every party that is already over Get Buzzed Drink more and Dance do the Sound of die Zorros !!!!!!!

 

Die Zorros… first was a Theatre Project for a Swiss country style act… but the 3 musicians thought it was so fun to play together so they desight to go on with this band… good for the band …bad for the audience.. what you get live it a band who is very good in a corner on in a toilet… it’s definitely no band for a big festival or so… they make party music and play on their own PA, the organ always has problems and the organ player always drinks way too much white wine, the drummer is almost always out of the regular beat and the guitarist is constantly flirting with the girls in the audience and forgets the songs immediately.. 

 

  

                       DRUMS                              ORGAN                    GUITAR/BASS

 
 04.05.02 / Hinter den Masken der Zorros verbergen sich unter anderen Aeronaut Big Olifr M. Guz und der Berner Rock'n'Roll-Priester Reverend Beatman (Besitzer des «Voodoo Rhythm»-Labels). Diese glorreichen Rächer fuchteln nicht nur gnadenlos mit ihren musikalischen Floretten, sie schlagen auch hart, sie schlagen zurück. Wer The Zorros heisst, weiss: Das als Gute verkleidete Schlechte muss mit seinen eigenen Waffen geschlagen werden. Das Trio covert darum Gassenhauer um üblen Gassenhauer (von «The Final Countdown» an abwärts ist alles drin); dabei wird lediglich aus der Erinnerung rekonstruiert. Weil Üben ist für Spiesser. Und das Schlechte wird gut. Und ein wilder Spass obendrein!

 


 

die Zorros

history of rock vol.7

CD: VRCD15

LP:VR1215

Label: Voodoo Rhythm records

die Zorros

the Low,let's get low again

7" Single 1968

Label Columbia records (collectors prics 57.-)

 


 

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