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LIGHTNING BEAT-MAN

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Lightning Beat-Man, in his youth, during one of his daily television brainwashing sermons, was exposed to an Elvis Presley performance. From this moment on, he realized his purpose here on this forsaken planet. At the frustrating age of 13, Lightning Beat-Man received his first acoustic guitar from his father. He began experimenting with unorthodox tunings and chords structures, which he still adapts to his present chaotic, primitive technique. By 1986 and no longer inspired by the local punk rock movement, LIGHTNING BEAT-MAN started a band called THE MONSTERS. Inspired by the likes of the deranged 50's artists Hasil Adkins and Jack Starr, THE MONSTERS madness continued to explode from their potent 2 minute songs and LIGHTNING BEAT-MAN's horrifying lyrics of necrophilia, mass murder and sexual perversion.

Unable to satisfy his desire to Rock'n'Roll, LIGHTNING BEAT-MAN began a solo career as the "one man band", performing the act of driver, rowdy and opening act for all kinds of bands. LIGHTNING BEAT-MAN has become a household word around Europe. Much like Clark Kent, this mild mannered man transforms himself into a Rock'n'Roll superman wearing a Mexican wrestling mask, boxing shorts, a Dracula's cape and a pair of army boots. LIGHTNING BEAT-MAN's voodoo inspired mask ritual allows him to enter into another dimension, changing himself from an average chump into a lust-crazed mad man. A masked murdering freak with a acoustic guitar instead of a chainsaw. He'll scoop your eyeballs out with his guitar pick, crush your weak little skull with his vice like headlock and then pin you down in the wrestling ring of life. Like most, you'll be knocked out before you even know what fuckin'hit you. Winner and still champion, LIGHTNING BEAT-MAN gives no mercy and no compromise whatsoever. Bearing no regard to other current musical styles, LIGHTNING BEAT-MAN has his own path to stalk. He is throbbing and drooling through his recordings like a peeping Tom watching through your window while you wipe your ass.

He fantasized about how to distort the minds of other humans enough to where hopefully, maybe some would understand him, but this kind of insanity can never be understood. Lobotomy bound, LIGHTNING-BEAT-MAN's lunatic ways will never change. And all we know is we get to experience someone at the edge of hell willing to come back to tell us how it reeks there. Dig it while you got the chance! Lightning Beat-Man toured Europe a few times, also worked as rowdy and support act for several bands alone as the Wrestling Elvis and together with Dink winkerton, his manager and boyfriend. He was also a part of the huge Bad Taste Rock'n'Roll Revue and also toured Spain as front singer for Las Monjitas del fuzz (Dr.Explosion). In 1998 Lightning Beat-Man toured for the first time with his backing band the Never Heard of 'Ems.


 
The Never Heard of 'Ems
How did Lightning Beat-Man find the fabulous Never Heard of 'Ems combo? Dink Winkerton was found washed up at the Betty Ford Clinic recovering from an LSD overdose. Dink has worked his distorted slide guitar skills with various Rock'n'roll bands such as the Rolling Gallstones, O.J. and the dead white people, as well as hosting his own TV. entertainment series 'Dink's Wig-O-Rama'. In 1973 unfortunately, his career was cut to an end when he was arrested in the Pineapple Room at the Holliday Inn in Peoria, Illinois for possession of 17 sheets of 'Bubble Puppy' blotter acid. Lightning Beat-Man saved Dinks show biz life by persuading the mental hospital to leave him in the custody of "the Lightning Beat-Man home for the retarded and Tasteless" , where Dink currently resides. And what about Gringo Starr, an Apartment Wrestling icon! Mr. Starr had been serving a 13-year prison term for corrupting the mind and genitals of a 9-year old boy during a domestic apartment grapple. Lightning Beat-Man generously put up the bail of 10'000 Pesos and a goat for Starr's mishap in the Dominican Republic. According to Lightning Beat-Man, Gringo's natural ability to wrestle with a drum set was a perfect match for his former arch enemy Duro Duro. Since then, Gringo has teamed up with such downright upbeat combos as, the Atomic Pile Drivers, the Tire Biters and of course the now infamous Johnny Coat-hanger and the Abortions.
On the other hand, the story of Duro Duro is not as sweet as that of the Never Heard of 'Ems. Duro Duro is an unwilling member of the band due to the fact that he's been forced to perform under contractual agreement out of his control. After loosing over one hundred battles to Lightning Beat-Man in his early days as a nightclub Wrestler/Go Go Dancer, Duro Duro's gambling fever caught up with him. A losing bet with Satan led Duro Duro to sign a pact with Lightning Beat-Man for eternal slavery and sexual domination. Since Duro Duro was also a mind-blowing Bass guitar player, Lightning Beat-Man demanded Duro Duro's bombastic bass skills to hypnotize and save the planet.

LIGHTNING BEAT-MAN AND HIS NO TALENT - WRESTLING ROCK'N'ROLL

VR1245

TRACKLIST

1. WRESTRLING ROCK'N'ROLL
2. TAKE IT OFF
3. SHAKE IT BABY
4. YEA PRETTY BABY YEA
5. BABY WHAT'S GOING ON
6. HEY GAL!
7. WILD BABY WOW
8. I WANNA BE YOUR PUSSYCAT
9. HURT ME
10. HONEY BABY BLUES
11. BABY FUCK OFF
12. IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
13. HI HO BABY
14. MIDFUCKINBITCHASS
15. HELL YEA!
16. WRESTLING ROCK'N'ROLL GIRL
17. I'M GONNA KILL YOU TONIGHT
18. WRESTLING WITH SATAN
19. I LOVE YOU
LIGHTNING BEAT-MAN AND HIS NO TALENT

"WRESTLING ROCK'N'ROLL"

LP: VR1245 (EAN CODE:7640111767497)
CD: VRCD45 (EAN CODE:7640111767428)
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FIRST RELEASE 1994
As Young 13 year old Beat-Man (born. Beat Zeller) he started experimenting with his 4 Track machine, first under the Name Taeb Zerfall (1985) , then in 1992 after a Longer US Trip and inspired by Mexican Wretling in Los Angeles under the Name Lightning Beat-Man, back then the main theme was: "I FIGHT ON STAGE AGAINST ME AND MY GUITAR AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT AND WIN EVERY NIGHT" the Rawness and Directness of the Recordings are Unbeatable for the Time it came out, it Was the time when Techno and DJ's totally took over everything and there was absolutely no Space for Trash at all.. when the Record came out it didn't sell lot and the critics where very bad in the beginning also for the Live shows (the theme of the live shows where, play as Bad ,Fucked Up and Drunk as possible) but after a while came Touring in Europe and Shows together with the Ramones, Dick Dale , Prince, Fireworks Dead Moon and many more (almost 250 shows a year) and his Own Little Show on VIVA and MTV where he travels Around the US with a Wrestling Mask and interviewing People and Visiting Graveyards of Dead Rock'n'roll Artists, and the 2nd Album (Apartment Wrestling Rock'n'Roll- voodoo rhythm) who came on the Marked like a Atomic Explosion and as well made this 1st Album as a Collectors item, so we thought to give it to the People again together with 3 Outstanding Noisy Trashed out Bonus Tracks, and yea the Whole Album and Recordings are as Fresh as they would be made today.. the only problem is a Ground Noise that the Tascam Tape Deck had while recording.. but that's how it is if you Record in a LOW BUDGET WAY



 

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LIGHTNING BEAT-MAN AND THE NEVER HEARD OF'EMS - APARTMENT WRESTLING ROCK'N'ROLL

VR1202

TRACKLIST

01 Welcome To Apartment Wrestling
02 Apartment Wrestling Rock 'n' Roll
03 Radio Rabe Switzerland
04 Sonic Nightmares
05 I Love You
06 Sexton Ming_MAA Intro
07 I'm Gonna Kill Ya Tonight
08 What Is Rock 'n' Roll
09 Honey Baby Blues
10 I Got The Rock In My Underpants
11 Take It Off
12 Pie Eater
13 Studio Brussels_Antwerpen
14 Wild Baby Wow
15 I Said Yea
16 Jorge From Xixon
17 I Hate To Dance
18 Radio Osaka Japan
19 I Wanna Be Your Pussycat
20 Sell Your Self
21 Bring Back The Death Penalty
22 The Girl With The Blue Black Hair
23 LBM Impersonator From Poland
24 Wrestling With Satan
25 MAA
LIGHTNING BEAT-MAN AND THE NEVER HEARD OF'EMS
"apartment wrestling rock'n'roll"
LP: VR1202 (EAN CODE: 7640111760252)
CD: VRCD02 (EAN CODE: 7640111760436)
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ENGLISH:
This is the 2nd Lightning Beat-Man album, the first one was released in 1994 as a 10" vinyl album only with mostly strictly One Man recordings from 1982-94 but this item is long sold out but we can give you: the most frenetic Wrestling Rock'n'Roll Platter ever recorded in history of rock music, totally fucked up lyrics and radio interviews with Lightning beat-man, live Cuts from Tours and some One-Man-Recordings as well.. But most of the songs where recorded with his backing band "The Never Heard Of Ems" (members of The Monsters, The Get Lost, Miracle Workers...) in the legendary London Toe Rag Studios during their European tour in 1998... and mastered over the air trough a Swiss local radio station... get this record and it will push you direct into the wrestling ring of live loud Primitive Garage Rock'n'Roll to the edge !!!!
Lightning Beat-Man is a Masked Super Hero... A Wrestling Rock 'n' Roller fighting against him self and his Guitar and always wins!!! His Shows were Cult, he had a Whole Wrestling Rock 'n' Roll Show with Wrestlers Fighters Revere and Live Rock'n'Roll Touring whole Europe, fighting in the Audience and on Stage. One of the most Bizarre and Frantic Shows ever... Lightning Beat-Man stopped the show and the Act in 2000 and is now playing as Reverend Beat-Man cause of Looking too much into the light.


Weiterlesen: LIGHTNING BEAT-MAN AND THE NEVER HEARD OF'EMS - APARTMENT WRESTLING ROCK'N'ROLL